Friskying Lace by King Hub

King Hub has no women in his life right now, and he wants to change this by using his writing abilities.  I find a woman's fiesty side a very admirable quality and that is what this page is dedicated to.  Women have their cute ways and I like reflecting about and enjoying them. 

Friskying lace to a northern woman.  What are the odds?  I am assuming that some of you northern types don't get out much.  I am typing under the premise that the northern (hick) people gravitiate towards the city people to be city people and the city people gravitate towards the hicks to be northern (hick) people.  I see why some people bring up the word hick in the media, however, I think that it is a utility thing.  To me, a hick is a chunk of something taken out of context that is meant to prove a point.  People aren't hicks, they are misidentified with a utility function.  Where do "beat hogs" come into this?  Everyone wants, but in what way?  What is correct here?  I welcome your opinions.  I realize that I am getting a bit off track here, but how am I supposed to attract a woman if I don't yack?
Hut Hut

1/4/2011, 3:25AM CST
King Hub has noticed that Leo women take a liking to him.  King Hub has developed a bad case of felinus intertwinus.  Leo women seem to be under the impression that they can use King Hub like a roll of paper toweling.  My, what maneuvering.......  Whatever do these Leo women want, and what are they saying........