The Story of Klap a Mow Mow

Sweetie Bear

There are two knick knacks on my work center.  One I call Little Drummer Boy, and the other I call Klap a Mow Mow.  Back when all of my thoughts were jumbled up in my head, I never really thought anything of it, but when I happened to come across two knick knacks, I had an awareness.  I had a Motley Crue song called Shout at the Devil going through my head and a part of the song rang out to me that didn't make any sense until I related it to the knick knack.  The knick knack that I am writing about is a toy soldier with two bowls, one in each hand.  Her cheeks are fat and it looks like she mows down on food enough.  Needless to say, I raised a question in my own mind and I questioned what would happen if she put the two bowls together with each of her hands.  Doing this requires a clapping action and that's how the name Klap a Mow Mow occurred to me.  I never would have thought of this had the Motley Crue song been going through my head.  It's funny how things come together to make something more out of life, isn't it?  Don't get me wrong.  I'm not trying to pervert Klap a Mow Mow into something it shouldn't be, and neither should you.  I don't recommend you taking a knick knack's purpose out of context unless the purpose that you intend is harmless.  Be careful how you govern your thought and behavior life........

   

The Proclaimation of Proper

Cutsie Bear

King Hub's main goal in life is to be more proper and less sick minded.  Therefore, I don't think anyone will have any kind of problem with me because I am being proper to the best of my ability and I am doing it my way.  Let it be proclaimed that King Hubs days of proper are here.

To Fill The Twin 'tity.......

Role Call Part 1:

Dr. Poofers Team:
Dr. Poofer
The Sugarberry Blunt Man (wrap)
The Granny Tabby Shilo's (Dr. Poofer's Cannisters)
The Cheesecakes (Dr. Poofer's Hosts)
King Hub's Teeniewompers (The Cappers)
King Hub's Teapot
The Jibbler (the excavator and teapot filler)
The Paddycaker (good faggot)

Cigar Bear

King Hub's Rescue Bouy

Male Social Workers: Bantams
Female Social Workers: Cornish Game Hens

Schmitty Bear

It's Time to Twin 'tity.....

I come from one of the garbage pailingest communities I have ever seen.  Alright scouts, King Hub needs you to do me a favor.  How about inspection garbage pail?  What do you say?  My community needs this.  I have to hem haw with the Fed's as well, so I might as well get started........

I need Dr. Poofer for this and I want the subject of the audit to be "call your poofer." Remember to refer to my previous postings.......

I need to expose the ones who are lying to cover their asses.  They are holding my gravy train up.  I recommend stashing in Minnehaha's water bottle.  You will find one at the local drilling facility (code of scout).  You are going to need to muft puft.  A muft puft is the act of moving from one place to another.  A new character of mine as well.

The new perspective I'm seeking is done and documented.  Remember people, it's still a salving.....

Just to be Fair to Fantasyland (the paranatural travellers who pester me)

1st: New character: The Pesty's

2nd: Stake your claim on my blog by snivveling to King Hub.  If you feel that you have been unjustly rooked by me, then bicker your claim with me.  Its fair.....

Paralegal Bear

The Buffy Creamplops are Plan Makers

A Buffy Creamplops lot is The Granny Tabby Shilo's. I'm typing the language of poofer.

FCC Bear

King Hub Loves His Beer

Ramblepap Bear

Relax scouts, I'm well over 21.  Needless to say, I have a bright idea concerning beer.  Next characters: The Loyal Order of BUH.  More on this one......

Next Character: The Buffy Creamplop

I like blogging because it gives me a chance to ground my bright ideas so I can have a clear head.  Thank you Google.  Good job!

Blogger Bear

Every King Must Have a Lot

King Hub's lot is The Poofer Forest, a place where all the naughty salespeople and executives are put who get busted by the auditor, so Dr. Poofer can work on them.....

Logger Bear

King Hub's Broker: Little Connie Kubler

Correspondent Bear

King Hubs Princess is Stubborn!

Next Character: DADDY'S TISSUE
The last thing King Hub wants is a stubborn princess who is trying to rip me off because I talked smack about a dowry.  Hi Foreward Funds...... Yup.......

Remember Boy Scouts and Girl Scouts: no stealing!

Gatekeeper Bear

Time to Wab Dabber.....

Feudal Religionism is a concern of mine here people.  Do govern your passions....

I suggest you read your history lessons and lay off of the spontaneous revolution stuff.  After all, we are all Americans here, for those of us who live in America........

Next Character: The Puff Ponies

Let's see what all the Juvie Homeschools think about this one:

Puff Pony Dolls.....
Cute and Fluffy aand Nice and Ruffely.....
PUFF TOY CERTIFIED!

And now to Johnny Olsen My Commontary:
Comes complete with a kratcheted and, as well as a whippeted luluism

Reminder: No luluing muggins (operatoric lulu), yet another idea, a weight loss idea (Q.T.T.C.Y.A.)

Remember: King Hub Shares For Those Who are Worthy

My next character in King Hubs Adventure is THE DRESSIE HESSIE!

Share Bear

Punking Jarheads: A Jarhead Education Announcement

I need to clear up a misconception about Marine Corp Employees.  These people are wrongfully given the label Jarheads, when in fact, their job is to punk jarheads.  King Hub recommends that you visit The Rock of Punking Jarheads. It is on highway 32 on the way to Carter, WI.  On a lighter note, soon I will be selling Punking Jarheads stickers. 

Reminder, what a person does in the privacy of his or her home is his or her business, but there are those situations when a "rescue operation" is needed.  I am in dire need of a cleaning from the paranatural, therefore, this is one of those situations.  I wrote out The FBI Field Protocol and I had it plaqued by my local printer and it is on my living room wall.  I did this because I am dedicated to being clean and free from paranatural infestation.

Beard Bear

Cure Your Distemper Habits Now Because King Hub Has an Idea

In his book Management, Ricky Griffin (2008) describes the proper techniques for the controlling function of  management (p. 572-574).  I see too many people short cutting by resorting to using distemper habits to buffer this function.  More in a bit......

Reference

Griffin R, Management (2008)
     Boston: Houghton Mifflin Publishers, p. 572-574

Back to The Hens: The Faggot Buffet Soap Opera

Hens have a tendency to gossip, and what does it evolve into?  I think that the typical hen needs to be more mindful of her soap opera life because the soap opera mindset bleeds over into the way a hen communicates, and that is my personal opinion.  So, I think that it is safe to assume that The Faggot Buffet Soap Opera is lingering in the background just waiting for the intelligence community to cash in on it.  More coming up soon.......

Advertising: King Hub's Crow Bar

People like to get their jollies, however, I need to confront a few issues via posting to my blog before I advertise.  In his book Sociology, Richard Scheafer (2009) shares a few words about color blind racism by asserting that people act neutral to defend a state of status (p. 261).  This has significance because its things like this that do King Hub's Vessel no good.  Advertising cuts through things like this, however, King Hub needs a suitable rudder for his vessel other than money and that is where I think ExCom comes in.  I run into an awful lot of faggots in my life and I think that I am gaining enough governmental support to take care of this problem.  What good is spending money on advertising if I'm not in a position to truly benefit from it?  I need to be free from bad faggots, therefore I have to tenure the bad faggots in my life away.  Tenure is an educational process that is designed to steer people away from hurting one another and being a bad faggot.  Think about this: What will happen to your life experience if you are judged to be a bad faggot?  I ask you to put any color blind racism you have aside and reply to this posting your way.  Therefore, my book idea, The Simpleton Punks Recipe Book is going to be based on tenure, which will make my financial life more meaningful. 

Reference

Schaefer R, Sociology (2009)
     New York: McGraw-Hill Publishers, p. 261

ATTN: Computer Intelligence Agency Employees

With today's computer technology being what it is, I need extra help.  I propose that you get something together to help me out just in case.  I'm going to rig up a bear picture and label collection to help you out.  I'll do a little work for you and make things easier.......

King Hubs Vessel: The Twin 'tity

Clever, aren't I.  Along with The twin 'tity, picture a tweety bird and a set of pixy teeth and you will be able to zero in on the literary demographics of the occasion.  Yup, I even talk smack.  I have big ideas for King Hub's vessel, and to pull this one off, I have to be my own secretary.  I'm amused with this blog thing, and besides, Google is sitting in.  I come from the twin city area of Marinette, WI and Menominee, MI and I think it necessary to talk about the community I live in.  I won't mention real peoples names, I'll just author in new characters.  This whole blog thing may seem a bit muddled right now, but it will all come together.  I need to chicken feed Google just to be fair to them and that is one reason why I am posting the way I am.  I want things to work out for everyone, not just me.

Hut Hut

King Hubs Thief Watch

Scouts of the internet, hear me!  There needs to be justice here!  This is a perfect opportunity to give you a bit of insight.

YOUR LEADS:
1. If I were you, I'd be compiling a list of lock box and safe purchases........
2. Might I reccommend a remover type (the ones who know how to scoop out perverts).
3. One other thing, always bust the members of The Deviant Democracy.  (I kept it simple for you.)
More to come........... 

Punk a la Carte (My Self Evaluation)

coming soon.......

Well people, I think I might just compile a book.  I will call it The Simpleton Punks Cookbook.  Remember, there are good punks and bad punks.  Cause and intent are 2 decisive factors......

1/2/2011, 7:57PM CST
Thesis (recipe) 1: Managing outcast behavior is best accomplished by fielding activity templates that contribute to the controlling function of management.

Jibble Bear

When You People are Properly Salved, Then I'll Try to Sell

Like I was saying, I'm not into deception.  It will take several months, if not years to salve you people.  My reasoning is simple.  I get the fact that I'm trying to salve you into a sale out in the open so you know what to expect and I go from there.  Aren't I a rotten salesperson?  No, I'm not.  I'm realistic and healthy about all of this and I tell it like it is.  My next post will be a self evaluation.  By doing this I can get the larger gossip picture and the smaller gossip picture straight from my side of the story.  In the meantime, enjoy my chicken feed, and don't forget your fags and hens.

Ya know people, I am seeing a hardened consumer epidemic.  I see consumers either being too hard or too soft.  I think that consumers need to quit being so hardened towards salespeople.  I figure that a little salve will soften some of you up.......

By the way, it takes more people than me to make an adventure, so my part of the adventure is to be free to post what I want the way I want to post it and your part is to figure it all out.  The average investigator type will love me for this one........

Fair Bear

Don't Forget to Cite Your Sources...

As an online college student, my professors constantly remind me to cite my source documentation to give authors the proper credit.  It's time for me to remind you people to do the same.  Please cite your sources to do everyone a favor.  Remember, if it's common knowledge, it doesn't need to be cited in APA, MLA, etc. format.  I'm just doing my public service thing.

The whole jist of citing sources is to avoid falsifying a sacrement and faggotting with criminal intent.  This is why I can proceed with The Simpleton Punks Cookbook and not have to worry about getting ripped off.

Master Bear

King Hubs Newest Articulation: Novel Protection Disorder

Nurse Bear

We live in a land of plenty and sometimes disorder comes along that clogs the system to where everyone has to live with a distorted scene.  Novel Protection Disorder is one of these kinds of disorders.  With the lid off of this disorder, people will have a chance to use their natural talents and not have to worry about the "chicken hawk" type so much.  I am a firm believer that all people live in a caring and just world.  I encourage you to think about what novel protection disorder signifies to you.  I welcome your feedback and I would also like to point out that some people who have not gotten a fair shake in life now can with this aritculation getting out in the open.  I will give you people a chance to think about this.  More later.......

For The Sake of Operatoric Stability, I Will Have to Mention.......

For the most part, I call women who get together in a circle hens.  Hens have a tendency to kackle and they have their intelligent ways.  Somewhere out there, some of you women are keeping an eye on me and I think it is time to unveil my latest thought.  There is no way of offending anyone because I'm not mentioning any names, instead, as you can see, I am quoting classification.  The women that I used to call Paddythwumpers, I now call Honey Cakes.  King Hub needed to upgrade.  I ask that you the hens keep an eye on the female enthusiast type.  Yup.  You know where this is going.  Let's all play nice and try to do our best to avoid conflict.  Besides, with the hens holding down the fort, I think everyone will appreciate their efforts.  What will this develop into?  More on this later....  Its a cyclic thing.  I'll have to put the name JC Coon on standby (its a utility word thing and it's not what you may think it is)..........

Why all of this nonsense, you may be thinking.  I don't live to avoid growing pains and I think that my ass is covered quite nicely, and if it isn't, I will cover it as I go along, right out in the open where all of you can read things like this.  I have my eccentricities and I have my intelligent ways.  Am I trying to sell you something by introducing a sophistocated way of going about it?  Yes, I am.  I am willing to do my best to try and be non-deceptive, yet entertaining about it.  I want my audience to define itself.  I don't want to define my audience, however, there are things I think I must do here and there for the sake of operatoric stability.  I feel that the old ways of living have not yet fully passed. 

With me, what you see on this blog is a direct reflection of who I am.  I don't believe in coddeling stinkies.  I express myself freely, yet as properly as I can.  Why are people turned off by me?  I think it is because they don't want to put up with growing pains and they don't want to depart from the illusory correlations that they cling to........

Celebrity Bear

The Human Tendency to Grade One Another

Did you ever notice that we humans have a tendency of grading one another.  I think that the adventures of The Strawberry Jibble would come in handy here.  I would like to begin the adventure by giving you, my audience a bit of insight about The Strawberry Jibble.  I dabble in music and one of the song titles I have been batting around is "Punking Faggots With Strawberry Jibbles."  This song title and the idea behind it gives rise to a clean from the paranatural agenda.  The vehicle of my agenda is what I call ExCom.           

One of the major goals that I am endeavoring in is a fag and faggot free life and life experience because that is the quality of life that I choose to have.   Don't get me wrong, there are good faggots and bad faggots, just like everything else in life and learning about faggots can be a bit unsettling but consider this: Faggots will be faggots whether anyone likes it or not.  They have been around for years.                                                 

In the past few years, there has been much controversey over faggots and people are becoming wiser to bad faggots that they call astral junkies.  There are those situations when faggotization cannot be avoided for one reason or another and there are people who take care of such matters already in place, so there is nothing to get paranoid about.  I personally have no doubt in an experienced astral travellers ability to take care of things from the paranatural.  It's the perverts who use the paranatural to rackateer and destroy people's lives that I am against.   Everyone can be free from bad faggots, it just takes a little communication to the right agencies, such as the U.S. Government.                                                                                          

Anyway, I want you people to consider the connection between faggots and grading one another.  It's connections like this that cause me to want to be free from the influence of faggots.  This would be a perfect foundation for a word adventure of blog.  I ask that you people do a little thinking about this posting and use a little disgression.  More to come.  Be assured, I will stick with this posting adventure and let you know exactly what I am thinking and I will even commontate my own train of thought.  I feel strongly about this matter and I have every bit of faith that everything is taken care of paranaturally as always.  Personally, I have nothing to fear or be paranoid about and none of you should either.  Remember, this knowledge is a old as the hills.......

Juvie Bear

What I Think A Faggot Really Is

Per my personal definition, I think a faggot is a person who travells the paranatural and puts what I call fags on people.  Faggots, in my opinion have no respect for a person's security whatsoever.  Being a faggot has nothing to do with a person's sexual preference whatsoever.  Instead of astral junkies, I call these people faggots because I think that I have a more accurate description of these people.

ExCom Bear

Operatoric Maturity

This is one thing I would really like to share with you all because I think that it is something that could have significance to everyone.  Operatoric maturity to me means having a proper state of mind concerning the things that people process.  For instance, modern soda pop would not be as good as it is without the right amount of development and the right attitude towards the production process.  The person who practices operatoric maturity does not make a fuss about having to do things a certain way, yet he or she does not skimp on the importance of doing something process-wise.  This is how I roughly define this.  Please bear with me.  This whole blogging thing is new to me and I am having a hard time adjusting to having so much freedom to share my ideas with a lot of people.  I urge you, my audience to ask questions and challenge the content of my posts.

Story Bear

Everything You Were Ever Curious About

My very big family consists of talkers who are indeed socialite-minded.  They all have their ways and sometimes I end up being the subject of in-depth scrutiny.  I am creating this blog to give you, my audience my side of the conversation to help those who want to get the gossip straight amongst everyone.  I am ready for this opportunity and I have my unique, yet original ways of thinking to add to your life experience.        

For starters, I wish you all happy holidays and I hope to hear from you all.  Please remember to reply to me in a tasteful and considerate manner.  I don't want any trouble from any of you and it is not my intent to create undue controversey.  I recommend that you all keep just cause in mind when replying to me and I will do the same when posting my blogs.  Just cause is a wonderful thing because it helps people to be social.  I urge you all to investigate what just cause is and I also urge you all to review your intent when posting anything on my blog.  We can all get along, provided we work together and follow a few simple rules.  Relax, just cause and intent cover a very broad area.  On a more serious note, I don't support or endorse criminal activity and I want you all to know that right away.

On a different note, I have an idea that is very enchanting.  I call it The Strawberry Jibble.  This idea expresses the lighter side of me.  It may sound femmy (as I am a male) but I think it has the potential to start a nice adventure for all.  I will be reverting to The Strawberry Jibble as a blog theme every now and then and I hope to hear all about your comments.  I invite you to join in my adventure......

Author Bear