Punking Jarheads: A Jarhead Education Announcement

I need to clear up a misconception about Marine Corp Employees.  These people are wrongfully given the label Jarheads, when in fact, their job is to punk jarheads.  King Hub recommends that you visit The Rock of Punking Jarheads. It is on highway 32 on the way to Carter, WI.  On a lighter note, soon I will be selling Punking Jarheads stickers. 

Reminder, what a person does in the privacy of his or her home is his or her business, but there are those situations when a "rescue operation" is needed.  I am in dire need of a cleaning from the paranatural, therefore, this is one of those situations.  I wrote out The FBI Field Protocol and I had it plaqued by my local printer and it is on my living room wall.  I did this because I am dedicated to being clean and free from paranatural infestation.

Beard Bear